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"THE GRUMPY DEACON" |
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# GD2006 |
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Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a
Southern Baptist like a deacon who doesn't like
people "messin' with
HIS
church." Buy multiple costumes and
transform your entire family into a
 rampaging
Deacon
Board. Guaranteed to turn your
pastor's face
sheet
white!
Also
Available: "The Prayer Chain Gossip"
$29.99 |
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| Real...
Relevant... Retardant. |
| "THE
MEGA-CHURCH YOUTH PASTOR" |
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YP2006 |
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Parents
will scream in terror at the sight of
this disciple of juvenile pop
Christianity.
Sure, he's
cool and relevant, but  should
this bozo really
be left in charge of our kids? Costume comes
with realistic-looking Message Bible, an
optional
glue-on
goatee and rub-on cross tattoo. (Bodily
function
jokes not included.)
$29.99 |
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| Falwell's
Worst Nightmare! |
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"THE PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON" |
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# HC2006 |
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We've
repackaged our classic "Lucifer"
costume to horrify the
politically-minded Fundamentalist
 with
this nightmarish scenario for 2008.
Just
put
it on
and watch
Jerry Falwell's constituency break out
into
a cold
sweat at the
prospect
of Hillary in the White House!
$29.99 |
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NOTE; Any
resemblance to reality is purely intentional,
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