Want to
use an extra-biblical dish in church and don't
have the time to make it doctrinally delicious?
With Betty Crucker's Heresy Helper, you can make
anything taste biblical. You provide a pound of
heresy and
we provide a ready-made mix of wholesome
ingredients pulled from God's word that blend
perfectly with your error. Just stir together,
cook and serve lukewarm. In minutes you have a
meal that any undiscerning Christian will love!
So if you need a
Helping Hand in your church, try Heresy Helper in
these 5 mouth-watering varieties: Jungian
Stroganoff, Cheesy Osteen and Pasta, Gnostic
Noodle, New Age Lasagna, and Postmodern Surprise.
HERESY HELPER
HELPS YOU SERVE CHRISTIANS ONE "HELL" OF A GREAT
MEAL! |
