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JUNE 2007
--- Soul Village Fellowship, a church for postmodern
“Christ-followers” in Fort Collins, CO, has announced the recent
hiring of Miller Conway as an interpreter for their Sunday morning
service. Conway, a former UN translator, has been given the task of
translating Pastor Jay Windom’s sermons for those in the
congregation who are still struggling with understanding the
church’s ongoing “emerging conversation.”
As Pastor Jay gives his weekly postmodern message, Conway
will be sequestered in an audio booth where he will provide
the English translation. The audio provided by Conway will
then be fed to small headphones located in front of each
worshipper to be used in case they have difficulty
comprehending the pastor’s deeper thinking.
Pastor Jay says he is pleased with the addition of Conway
and added: “My missional aspiration to transformulate a new
pathway of synergistic relationship with God in order to
find our True Selves within the realm of our perceived
existence cannot be fulfilled without exploring that higher
mystery within a postmodern metaphysical construct. If people don’t get
where I'm coming from, then I’m glad Miller Conway can facilitate a conscious
understanding of the divine in the midst of their healthy confusion.”
When asked if he agreed with Pastor Jay’s sentiment, Conway
replied, “I have no idea what he just said.” |
