Surprisingly, Alma Fay was not pleased, as the lines in her forehead suddenly furrowed into an infuriated glare, with the obligatory gnashing of teeth following close behind. A Whitman’s Sampler?, she protested! In what universe have I ever wanted a Whitman’s Sampler, Melvin Hopkins Wilberforce? You know that I prefer the Russell Stover’s Dark Chocolate assortment in the one pound box, which is the only chocolates you have ever bought me lo these thirty-three years! Have the sands of time erased this from your memory, my pitiable husband?

Indeed, Melvin had always gotten her Russell Stover’s in the past, but the Whitman’s Sampler had been specially marked down in price as part of McGonigle’s “I Heart You” Sale. Scrambling for an explanation, Melvin began to divulge this very fact to his helpmeet, but soon realized it was a grievous mistake. ON SALE, she shrieked! Do you so esteem my love at such a petty discount? Perhaps you should spend the night at the Cobblestone Inn and think on it further, husband.

Before Melvin could speak forth, the front door slammed in his face. This had not been the first time that his wife had made such an accommodating suggestion, so Melvin gathered up his shattered pride and dutifully headed for the Cobblestone where Room 15 was waiting for him.

Thus we come to the point in this lurid tale where Melvin relays the particular revelation of God’s providence upon his life. Having been delighted to find a bag of Funions in the inn’s vending machine, Melvin settled in to his room and ate his modest dinner as he lay on the bed. In time, it came upon his mind that this would be a good point in which to consult Gods’ word for the benefit of re-examining the duties of a Christian husband and see where he went wrong. He opened the drawer to his bedside table and found it empty. Alas! Had the Gideons forsaken him?

Upon further investigation, Melvin had found out from the innkeeper that the Gideons had never furnished the inn with Bibles, as they are renowned for doing. This news greatly disturbed Melvin as he thought of the many years in which the temporary residents of the Cobblestone Inn were away from their homes and left without the benefit of Scripture when perhaps they needed it most.

It was at this point that Melvin interrupted his story and introduced a motion that the League of Tyndale might step in to provide enough Bibles to fill every darkened room of the Cobblestone Inn with the light of God’s revelation to mankind for the sake of spreading the gospel. Brother Farley Jacobs seconded the motion, and upon voting, the resolution passed with unanimous ayes in the hall. There was not a dry eye in the house.

Melvin thanked the League and boldly testified to the grace of God, Who even in Melvin’s time of distress, guided him to this great need in our community. Said Melvin, Praise be to God, for He worketh His will among us lowly men even in the midst of our trials. For we know “that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.”

What a glorious view of God’s guiding Hand among the League! And to further enhance the happiness of this happiest of endings, Melvin was joyous to report that he has reconciled with his wife, Alma Fay, and was able to purchase a one pound box of Russell Stover’s Dark Chocolate Assortment for her the very next day, of which she happily and graciously accepted, showering him with affectionate kisses as a mark of her unwavering love for him. Those in attendance quickly resolved to never divulge to Alma Fay that the chocolates were priced 50% off because it was the day after Valentine’s when Melvin bought them. After all, dear reader, it is the thought that counts.