Lately, many readers of the Sandwich have inquired about the whereabouts of the Bohemian Baptist, our beloved wayfaring correspondent. Since his last post was offered way back in October of 2005, some folks have wondered if some ill circumstance had befallen our intrepid reporter. Has he, like Demas, forsaken us, having loved this present world? Thankfully, such is not the case.

Truth is, the Bohemian Baptist was so overwhelmed last fall by the sad state of American Evangelicalism that he asked his humble editor for some time off to regroup before continuing his assignment. With our permission, he returned to his native Scotland to don a kilt and spend some quiet time in the Highlands. He has lately sent word that this sabbatical has been very “freeing,” though we are not able to ascertain whether this “freedom” was associated with donning a kilt. What we do know is that our friend has been refreshed by his extended time of Bible study and enjoyment of God’s beautiful creation back in his homeland. We look forward to his return in June, Lord willing.

In other news, Lamont Gill informed us this week that this year’s Tyndale 500 (nicknamed the “Tindy 500“), which is run every Memorial Day weekend on his farm, has been cancelled due to poor track conditions. Actually, Lamont’s son Junior accidentally plowed up the acreage usually reserved for the race and planted corn. Lamont ordinarily would have reclaimed the ground for the race, but the nice spring rains and the prospect of a good crop have made him reluctant to do so.

The cancellation was a blow to the fans of the NASMULE circuit, who have come from counties far and wide to enjoy our fine mule racing festivities. Last year’s Tindy 500 winner, Petey Miller and his mule, Sarah, were disappointed they wouldn't be able to defend their title, but couldn’t argue with Lamont’s desire for a higher corn yield. Nonetheless Sarah was none too pleased when Petey had to tear all the sponsor's decals off her hide and put them away for another year.

Of course, this is also a setback for the Tyndale Sisters, whose homemade pie and lemonade stand was a premiere fund-raising event and a favorite among Tindy 500 fans. Head Tyndale sister, Velma Dinwiddie, is hopeful that they can recoup their losses with a strong showing at this fall’s Apple Festival, but for now they will concentrate on their annual women’s conference and bake-off at Nodaway Lake resort held later in June.

That’s all the notable intelligence for this month. May God richly bless you till then!