Officials at the North Pole confirmed this month that Rudolph,  after completing Rick Warren's 40 Days of Purpose, has quit his job as Santa's lead reindeer in order to pursue his true purpose in life.  Initial reports indicate that Rudolph has recently found his God-given SHAPE by working as the right turn signal on the Vatican's Popemobile.  Says best friend Hermey the elf, "I didn't even know he was Catholic."