The two-man staff at The Sacred Sandwich, Editor Durwood Cumbey (left) and sports reporter/theologian Horace Pook (right), are hard at work in their high-tech newsroom bringing you the most up-to-date coverage on the postmodern theological front. Since losing their star journalist, Ed Biggs, in a freak typewriter accident, the boys are intimately aware of the daily perils they face in faithfully monitoring the latest issues in Christian thought. 

Seen here waiting for Cumbey's wife to bring them lunch, the boys face another harsh reality: Mrs. Cumbey's leftover meatloaf.