| An experiment at Gateway
Baptist to replace church workers with robots took a tragic
turn when a mechanized deacon attacked Betty Nickerson for
voicing a thought during Sunday school. "We had
no idea robots took 1st Corinthians 14:34 so literally," said
Pastor Buck Lewis. "It never showed up in his spiritual gifts
assessment." The offending robot was later reassigned as
an expresso machine in the church's coffee bar. |
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